Review

In accordance with recently established tradition the ORGS held its “informal” winter meeting at Burnham & Berrow on the first Monday of December in relatively mild, dry and blissfully still conditions. The course was as ever in superb shape as was the case with some but certainly not all of the golf.

Our convenor, “manager du jour”, was Colin Passmore, to whom we are all very grateful and who assembled a motley band of 16 golfers from various corners of the UK. The morning was consumed with a needle match on the Championship Course played under “holes up” rules between Team Fraser (led by the shy & retiring vice-president) and Team Hills (led by a very incompetent golfer). Passmore selected (or should one say, gerrymandered) the teams so that he was in Team Fraser which inflicted a crushing victory and the lunchtime wine bill on Team Hills.

The matches were as follows:

  • Jock Fraser & Colin Passmore v James Percival & Nick Hills
  • Antony Aitken & Peter Strother-Smith v Richard Lloyd & Jonathan Hobson
  • Tim Hobson & Charles Maisey v Tim Watts & Andrew Midgley
  • John Roberts & Christopher Johnson-Gilbert v Richard Jones & Martin Lee-Warner

Unfortunately poor Lloyd, having come all the way from the Midlands, was felled by an Italian meal and forced to leave mid-round. Rest assured that there is no suggestion here of foul play by the winning team.

The evidence of imbalance is manifest. But the losers are too well brought up to seek a recount or an annulment.

A feature of the day was the introduction to ORGS golf of James Percival who had previously managed to survive 79 years without it. We hope that he will not be deterred by the appalling play of his partner in the morning and the quite extraordinary (even by his standards) post-luncheon exuberance of the vice-president.

The usual afternoon frolic was coordinated (or not) by the shy & retiring vice-president in the customary format of a 7 ball fourteensome on the Channel Course. The photographs indicate that anybody watching would have regarded this as more of a primary school outing than a dignified gathering of the alumni of Britain’s finest public school. Luckily in the gloom nobody was watching.

Needless to say, every hole in the afternoon was competitively halved as between each pair. The annual award for closest to the pin at the 8th was won in the twilight by Maisey who took home the half-drunk bottle of Kümmel out of which all contestants were obliged to drink a tot on the 8th tee.

A big thank you to Colin Passmore for arranging wonderful fun.

Nick Hills

2017 FIXTURES

February 2019

Sunday 4th
Halford Hewitt Trials
Princes Golf Club, Sandwich

March 2019

Friday 1st & Saturday 2nd
ORGS v Rye Golf Club
Rye

Tuesday 12th
ORGS v The School
Woking Golf Club

Monday 18th 
South West v The Rest
Burnham & Berrow Golf Club

Friday 22nd 
ORGS v London Solicitors
Woking Golf Club

Saturday 30th
27 Hole Foursomes
Royal Worlington

April 2019

Thursday 11th - Saturday 14th
Halford Hewitt Cup
Cinque Ports & St George's

Tuesday 16th & Wednesday 17th
ORGS v Royal North Devon
Royal North Devon

Sunday 28th
ORGS v Marlborough
Rye (Rye Members only)

May 2019

Thursday 9th
Spring Meeting
Huntercombe Golf Club

Sunday 13th
Grafton Morrish Qualifying
Royal Wimbledon

Friday 25th
ORGS v Blackwell Golf Club
Blackwell

June 2019

Friday 7th June (PM) & Saturday 8th 
Scottish Meeting
Gullane 3 & Muirfield

Tuesday 18th & Wednesday 19th
The Senior Darwin
Woking Golf Club

Wednesday 19th
The Veteran Darwin
Woking Golf Club

Wednesday 26th 
Midlands Public Schools Meeting
Little Aston Golf Club

July 2019

Thursday 4th & Friday 5th
Bernard Darwin
Woking Golf Club

Thursday 11th July
Northern Meeting
Notts Hollinwell Golf Club
More info......

August 2019

Sunday 18th
ORGS v Malvern
The Berkshire Golf Club

TBC
ORGS v Uppingham
Luffenham Heath

September 2019

Monday 2nd & Tuesday 3rd
ORGS v Royal Portcawl
Royal Porthcawl Golf Club

Friday 13th & Saturday 14th
Autumn Meeting & AGM
Rye Golf Club

October 2019

Wednesday 23rd
ORGS v Royal North Devon
Rye Golf Club

November 2019

Saturday 2nd
ORGS v The Meteors
Royal St. George's Golf Club

December 2019

Monday 2nd
Informal Advent Meeting
Burnham & Berrow Golf Club

Burnham & Berrow Golf Club